What does qbert say in wreck it ralph

And I need your help. There's a little girl who's only hope is this cart. Please, Felix, fix it. And I promise, I will never try to be good again. Vanellope von Schweetz : I'm a winner Wreck-It Ralph : And you're adorable! Wreck-It Ralph : But right now, you have to fix this go-kart for me. Fix-It Felix : I don't have to do boo! Forgive my potty-mouth. Taffyta Muttonfudge : I remember, she's our princess! Rancis Fluggerbutter : Yeah, those were Candlehead : [ whining ] I was just doing what Taffyta told me to do!

Vanellope von Schweetz : Tut, tut. As your merciful princess, I hereby decree that everyone who was ever mean to me shall be Sergeant Calhoun : Oh! This place just got interesting. Taffyta Muttonfudge : [ crying ] I don't want to die! Vanellope von Schweetz : Ah, I'm just kidding.

Vanellope von Schweetz : Stop crying, Taffyta. Taffyta Muttonfudge : [ eyes streaming ] I'm trying, but That cherry-chasing dot-muncher isn't even part of this game! Sergeant Calhoun : Your face is still red, you might want to hit it with your hammer again.

Fix-It Felix : Oh, that ain't blunt force trauma, ma'am. It's just the honeyglow in my cheeks. You know, you are one dynamite gal. Calhoun's Fiancee : [ At the artillery range ] You know, you are one dynamite gal. Fix-It Felix : But Sergeant Calhoun : I said get out! Sonic the Hedgehog : If you leave your game, stay safe, stay alert, and whatever you do, don't die!

Because if you die outside of your own game, you don't regenerate. Game over. Clyde : Question, Ralph. We've been asking you to Bad-Anon for years now, and tonight you finally show up.

Why is that? Wreck-It Ralph : I dunno, I just felt like coming. I mean, I suppose it has something to do with the fact that uh Saitine : Happy anniversary, Ralph. Wreck-It Ralph : Got it.

But here's the thing I don't wanna be the bad guy anymore. Cyborg : You can't mess with the program, Ralph! Bison : You're not going Turbo, are you? Wreck-It Ralph : Turbo? No, I'm not going Turbo! Common guys! Is it "Turbo" to want a friend? Or a medal? Or a piece of pie every once and awhile? Is it "Turbo" to want more out of life?

Clyde : Ralph, Ralph, we get it. But we can't change who we are. The sooner you accept that, the better off your game and your life will be. Zangief : Hey, one game at a time, Ralph.

Clyde : Now let's close out the with Bad Guy affirmation. Clyde , Saitine , Cyborg , M. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be then me. Wreck-It Ralph : I thought this would be like "Centipede"! When did video games become so violent and scary? Just let me out of here, please! Vanellope von Schweetz : I'm gonna learn how to drive, I'm gonna learn how to!

Wreck-It Ralph : Yeah! I mean, I've never done it, but I flew a spaceship today! Vanellope von Schweetz : You crashed it. Wreck-It Ralph : What's going on in this candy-coated heart of darkness? Sergeant Calhoun : This is it, ladies! The kitten whispers and tickle fights end now! Fix-It Felix : [ goggles at Calhoun ] Look at that high definition. Your face Sergeant Calhoun : The selfish man is like a mangy dog chasing a cautionary tale. King Candy : It's game over for both of you!

Wreck-It Ralph : No Just for me! Vanellope von Schweetz : Now, rise my royal chump! I've got a date with destiny. Vanellope von Schweetz : Ralph, come on. Move your molasses! Wreck-It Ralph : Um, I've been thinking Vanellope von Schweetz : That's dangerous! Wreck-It Ralph : Who cares about this stupid race, anyway, right? Vanellope von Schweetz : Huh-huh. That's not very funny, Ralph.

Wreck-It Ralph : No, I'm serious. And it was really fun to build the car and everything, but maybe Vanellope von Schweetz : Uh, hello? Is Ralph in there? I'd like to speak to him, please. Wreck-It Ralph : Look, what I'm saying is, you can't be a racer.

Vanellope von Schweetz : What? Why would you Vanellope von Schweetz : Wait a minute. Vanellope von Schweetz : Where did you get this? Wreck-It Ralph : Look, I'm gonna be straight with you, kid. I've been talking to King Candy. Vanellope von Schweetz : King Candy? You sold me out? Wreck-It Ralph : No, I didn't Listen, you don't understand. Vanellope von Schweetz : No, I understand plenty. Wreck-It Ralph : I'm not a traitor. Vanellope von Schweetz : You're a rat! And I don't need you. And I can win the race on my own.

Wreck-It Ralph : But I'm trying to save your skin, kid! Vanellope von Schweetz : Put me down! Let me go! Wreck-It Ralph : No, you listen to me. You know what's gonna happen when the players see you glitching? They're gonna think the game's broken. Vanellope von Schweetz : I don't care! You're a liar! Wreck-It Ralph : Well, you'd better care, because if your game goes out of order, you go down with the ship, little sister! Vanellope von Schweetz : I'm not listening to you!

Get outta my way! I'm going to that race! Vanellope von Schweetz : Take me down from here, Ralph, right now! Wreck-It Ralph : No! I'm doing this for your own good! NPCs don't get killed in most games, so they'd be perfectly safe. Only acting as a player character or monster would be dangerous; as a background character, there'd be no danger.

Sonic: And if you leave your game, make sure to keep an extra life with you at all times. Because if you die outside your game, you don't regenerate, ever! Nice eggs! That was easy. Congratulations, soldier. No way! History will long revere your courage and sacrifice. Well, thank you! You have etched in the rock of virtue a legacy beyond compare. Thanks, guys. At ease! You are the universe's greatest hero.

The living embodiment of all this corps represents. Grace under pressure. And above all, dignity. Escape pod activated. Get off my face! Sayonara, sucker! This is that candy go-cart game over by the Whac-A-Mole. I got to get out of here.

My medal! No, no, no, no, my medal! No, no, my medal! Hi, mister. Man, you scared me, kid. I nearly soiled myself. What's your name? Wreck-It Ralph. You're not from here, are you? No, well, yeah. I mean, not from right in this area. I'm just doing some work here. What kind of work? Some routine candy tree trimming. You probably want to stand back. In fact, this whole area is technically closed while we're trimming.

Where is everybody else? It's just me today. So you just meant like the royal "we"? That's right. Hey, are you a hobo? I'm not a hobo, but I am busy. So you go home. What's that? Didn't hear you.

Your breath is so bad it made my ears numb. Listen, I tried to be nice. I tried to be nice. That is rude, and this conversation is over. And this conversation is over. I wouldn't grab that branch if I were you. I'm from the candy tree department, so I know what.

It's a double stripe. Double stripes break. Why are your hands so freakishly big? I don't know. Why are you so freakishly annoying? Why are you so freakishly. Sweet mother of monkey milk! A gold coin! Don't even think about it. That is mine. I don't have to race for it because it's mine! Give it! Double stripe. Thank you! Let me talk to you for one second. Here's the thing. I'm not from the candy tree department.

Lying to a child. Shame on you, Ralph. But I wasn't lying about the medal. That is my medal! That's why I was climbing the tree. It's mine! It's precious to me. That thing is my ticket to a better life. Yeah, well, now it's my ticket. Come back! I'll find you! I will find you! Double stripe! Nowhere to hide! Yeah, he banged around in here like some kind of hot shot, then he went barreling down into that sweet little game like a crazy person.

There was a Cy-Bug on that shuttle! Do you even know what a Cy-Bug is? I can't say that I do, ma'am. Cy-Bugs are like a virus. They don't know they're in a game. All they know is eat, kill, multiply. Without a beacon to stop them, they'll consume Sugar Rush. But do you think they'll stop there? Viruses do not stop! Once those Cy-Bugs finish off Sugar Rush, they'll invade every other game until this arcade is nothing but a smoking husk of forgotten dreams.

My cruiser. Is she always this intense? It's not her fault. She's programmed with the most tragic back-story ever. The one day she didn't do a perimeter check. Her wedding day. Wait, ma'am! I'm going with you. Like fun you are, short stack. If you die outside your game, you don't regenerate.

Well, neither do you, ma'am. And it is my job to fix what Ralph wrecks. And I cannot ask you to risk your life cleaning up his mess. No flex on this one, ma'am. I am coming along with you. Citizens of Sugar Rush Just in time. Hello, my royal subjects! Have some candy! Thank you for that stirring introduction, Sour Bill. And thank you to today's avatars. But now the arcade is closed, so it's time to wipe the slate clean and race to decide our new roster.

The first 9 racers across that finish line will represent Sugar Rush as tomorrow's avatars! Okay, calm down. This event is pay-to-play. We all know this. The fee to compete is one gold coin from your previous winnings, if you've ever won, which l have. Let me go first! King Candy! Taffyta Muttonfudge! Stay sweet! Adorabeezle Winterpop. Gloyd Orangeboar! Little stealer! Wait till I catch that brat. Minty Zaki.

Snowanna Rainbeau. Rancis Fluggerbutter. Jubileena Bing-Bing. Swizzle Malarkey. Sour Bill, who's that last one? Vanellope Von Schweetz! I'm in the race! The Glitch! Now, now! Everything is all right! Come here, kid!

We're not going to hurt you, you little freak! Get back here! Slow down! Slow down a little bit. Give me back my medal right now! What is that? Come on! What are you doing?

Come back here! I can't move! Now we got him! Oh, good, the cops. She went that way! Okay, folks. Calm down! Everything's all right. The monster's been caught! We'll repair all the damage. Don't worry. We will have our race before the arcade opens. And I'm in it. There's no way that I am racing with a glitch. Rancis, Candlehead, come on. Sour Bill, that glitch cannot be allowed to race! And bring that thing to my castle.

She took. Or-e-oh Oreo! Or-e-oh Sour Bill, de-taffify this monster so we can see what we're up against here. Milk my duds! It's Wreck-It Ralph?

Who are you, the guy that makes the donuts? I'm King Candy! I see you're a fan of pink. Salmon, that's obviously. What are you doing here? Look, Your Candiness, this is just a big misunderstanding.

Just get me out of this cupcake, I'll get my medal, and I'll be out of your way. Your medal? Bad guys don't win medals. Well, this one did. I earned it over in Hero's Duty. You game-jumped? Ralph, you're not going Turbo, are you? Because if you think you can come in here to my kingdom and take over my game, you've got another thing coming! Easy, Your Puffiness.

It's not my fault one of your children of the candy corn stole my medal. The coin she used to buy her way into the race. That was your medal? She did what? I need that back! Well, I'm afraid I can't help you. It's gone, you know. It's nothing but code now. It will stay that way until someone wins the cup at the end of the race. Maybe I'll have to have a little talk with the winner then. Is that a threat I smell? Beyond the halitosis you so obviously suffer from. Listen, Nilly-Wafer, I'm not leaving without my medal!

Wynnchel, Duncan, get him out of that cupcake and on the first train back home. Fun dungeon, you know? It's a play on words. It's the. Never mind! I've got a glitch to deal with, thanks to you. Goodbye, Wreck-it Ralph! It hasn't been a pleasure. This thing is hard as a rock. I can see that.

Quiet, you! He's getting away! Call out the Devil Dogs. I hate chocolate! I got to get my medal back. The pot goes to the winning racer! Hey, kids! Can I talk to you for a second? Hello, fellow racers! It's that little crumb snatcher. Candlehead, Taffyta, Rancis, you're looking well.

Came by to check out the competition, huh? Well, here it is, the Lickety-Split! Looks like she built it herself. I built it myself. Fastest pedal-power west of the Whac-A-Mole. Check her out. Vanellope, it's so. But you have to back out of the race.

No, I don't, because I paid my fee and I'm on the board. So, yeah, I'm definitely racing. Yeah, well, King Candy says glitches can't race. I'm not a glitch, Taffyta. I've just got pixslexia, okay? The rules are there for a reason, Vanellope. To protect us. Say I'm you. I'm in my weird little car and I'm driving and I actually feel kind of cool for once. And then, all of a sudden, oh, no.

I'm glitching! You're an accident just waiting to happen. I glitched, too! You're breaking it! I just want to race like you guys. You will never be a racer because you're a glitch. And that's all you'll ever be! Leave her alone! Let's get out of here! Scram, you rotten little cavities! Before I throw you in the mud! What are you looking at? You're welcome, you rotten little thief. I'm not a thief! Fix-It Felix : No, Ralph! You don't know what it's like to be rejected and treated like a criminal.

Wreck-It Ralph : Which is why I tried to run away and be a good guy. But I'm not! I'm just a bad guy. And I need your help. There's a little girl who's only hope is this cart. Please, Felix, fix it. And I promise, I will never try to be good again. Sergeant Calhoun : Your face is still red, you might want to hit it with your hammer again. Fix-It Felix : Oh, that ain't blunt force trauma, ma'am. It's just the honeyglow in my cheeks.

You know, you are one dynamite gal. Calhoun's Fiancee : [ At the artillery range ] You know, you are one dynamite gal. Wreck-It Ralph : But right now, you have to fix this go-kart for me.

Candlehead : [ whining ] I was just doing what Taffyta told me to do!